I have a cold. The pain in my head is equivalent to what it would be if I repeatedly threw myself into the wall, headfirst, for hours. My eyes are watering and I can do nothing to stop it, because when I rub them it hurts my eyes. My nose is running and whenever I blow my nose I feel like my face is going to explode because my eyes and ears pop. My throat feels like it's being sanded and set on fire, which is a very uncomfortable feeling, let me tell you. But there is a feeling that I hate even more than any of this.
The cold. I am so cold. My body was shivering yesterday, all day. I have no clue what that means other than I'm cold, but the thing is, I was wearing warm clothes. While I was cold. It helped not at all. And last night I had five fleece blankets wrapped around me and a quilt, plus I was in the fetal position to retain warmth. Judging by how cold I was last night and how I was somehow even colder this morning, I'd say that it didn't work.
Blankets are my medicine for the cold, but last night my medicine didn't even help me at all. What is the deal with that? The other medicine I took worked. Okay, that's not entirely true. Truth be told I'm not really sure if the medicine worked because my memory is bad enough but it was worse last night. Last night, writing the post on manipulating people, I accidentally took a little too much NyQuil so I was a half high, half drowsy. Let me tell you, that makes for some interesting experiences, that combination.
I imagine I would have been really fun to have had at a party last night and it's a shame I didn't have one to go to. I guess it's a lucky thing that my friend, is having a party today. I'll go be high and drowsy there. But not because I took too much medicine. I just act kind of loopy sometimes and I'll probably tell people I accidentally took too much medicine to excuse how I act if I get a little too crazy. Technically this wouldn't be a lie. I did take too much medicine and it did have that effect on me. I just haven't taken any this morning.
Wait. Why haven't I taken any this morning? What is wrong with me? I'm sitting here, complaining about how terrible I feel, and I haven't taken any medicine. How wonderful. Well, I guess I'll end this post here and go take some medicine-not too much though.
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The cold. I am so cold. My body was shivering yesterday, all day. I have no clue what that means other than I'm cold, but the thing is, I was wearing warm clothes. While I was cold. It helped not at all. And last night I had five fleece blankets wrapped around me and a quilt, plus I was in the fetal position to retain warmth. Judging by how cold I was last night and how I was somehow even colder this morning, I'd say that it didn't work.
Blankets are my medicine for the cold, but last night my medicine didn't even help me at all. What is the deal with that? The other medicine I took worked. Okay, that's not entirely true. Truth be told I'm not really sure if the medicine worked because my memory is bad enough but it was worse last night. Last night, writing the post on manipulating people, I accidentally took a little too much NyQuil so I was a half high, half drowsy. Let me tell you, that makes for some interesting experiences, that combination.
I imagine I would have been really fun to have had at a party last night and it's a shame I didn't have one to go to. I guess it's a lucky thing that my friend, is having a party today. I'll go be high and drowsy there. But not because I took too much medicine. I just act kind of loopy sometimes and I'll probably tell people I accidentally took too much medicine to excuse how I act if I get a little too crazy. Technically this wouldn't be a lie. I did take too much medicine and it did have that effect on me. I just haven't taken any this morning.
Wait. Why haven't I taken any this morning? What is wrong with me? I'm sitting here, complaining about how terrible I feel, and I haven't taken any medicine. How wonderful. Well, I guess I'll end this post here and go take some medicine-not too much though.
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Now playing:
Kelly Clarkson - Addicted
Fiona Apple - Not An Addict
via FoxyTunes
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